It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm gonna have a badass scar
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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