Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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