Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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