who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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