I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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