Will you blow on my dice?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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