I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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