wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
