I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You made out with two different species that night
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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