Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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