I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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