So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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