At least make sure they are 18
Why
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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