quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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