I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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