Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Bring me that man meat
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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