I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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