Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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