i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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