Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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