I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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