You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
high people should be assigned attendants
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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