I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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