Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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