A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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