She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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