They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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