I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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