my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF