Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.