How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.