If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I bet he comes in French.
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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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