You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
