Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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