Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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