He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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