i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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