I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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