Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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