"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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