Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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