Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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