yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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