Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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