But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think my fart just growled at me.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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