I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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