I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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