Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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