A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Porn is love you can see.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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