okay pat passed out under dana's car
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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