I just made out with a guy for $7.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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