therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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