so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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