Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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