I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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