Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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